February 2011
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I’m not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one’s...
– Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)
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The French have four faults: their language, their...
Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and...
– Lemony Snicket (via mitchellisalive)
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
– Lemony Snicket (via circawillalwayssurvive)
January 2011
Every story has a moral, if only you can find it. For some stories, it’s easy....
– Lemony Snicket (via duaaane)
At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us...
– A Series of Unfortunate Events (via onceakingorqueenofnarnia)
Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you...
– “A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival” by Lemony Snicket (via oooohmocmoc)
I weigh 100 pounds by eating Reese's Peanut Butter...
why so serious.: “Everyone, at some point in their... →
thenakedeye:
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering…
Whenever there is a mirror around, it is almost impossible not to take a look at...
– Lemony Snicket (via darlingexception)
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REBEL BY KILLING PEOPLE AND BLOWING SHIT UP.
– -Frankie Boyle
I'm convinced I was born in the wrong country and...
Losing your parents while shopping.
At 6 years old:
Now:
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via thegirlwiththemessyhair)
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The look on Wade Barrett's face when Diesel...
#40 Royal Rumble Entrant.
theortontourniquet:
fuckyeahwwetna:
uniquedreamz:
Expectation:
Or
Reality:
this.
Michael Cole GIF…xD
That moment when Wade Barrett eliminated Kevin...
paubarrett:
lookingforlena:
sheamussos:
ladycastiel-:
thegirlwhocouldfly15:
Suck Wade’s big fucking dick, Nash.
I was just like
and then I was like
Then I did my victory dance
And I was just like: Yo you wasted junkie got owned!
Karma is a bitch.
In class pretending like I give a shit.
Wade Eliminated Nash....
wadebarrettlove:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all.
What I like to do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we’re...
– Frankie Boyle (via anglophilicarrogance)